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I was standing in a bar at the Plaza yesterday while my wife was shopping and this little Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.

I said to him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?"

He says, "No, why the fluck you ask me dat, is it coz I Chinee?"

"No," I say, "it's because you're drinking my fu***ng beer you little pr**k."