US Navy v Canadian authorities off Newfoundland.

A: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.
C: Suggest you divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
A: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert your course.
C: No. I say again divert your course.
A: This is the aircraft carrier USS Missouri. We are a very large warship of the US Navy. Divert your course now!
C: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

Dave

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