'I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered 'French Toast during the Renaissance'.

Peter Kay (July 2 1973-)


'What Iran needs now is a more modern leader – a mullah lite.'

Shappi Khorsandi (June 8 1973-)

"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?"

Billy Connolly (November 24 1942-)

'A class system is something you use to discriminate against someone who looks like you.'

Reginald D Hunter (March 26 1969-)



2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev