A army private is serving in the officers club and at the bar there is a Lieutenant a Captain and a Major.
The Major turns to the others and says " I don't know about Sex these days, I think it about 90% work and 10% pleasure, what is your opinion Captain?"

The Captain says" Sorry to disagree sir, I think it is about 50% work and 50% pleasure, what do you think Lieutenant?"

He replies " I am sorry to disagree with you both sirs, but maybe it's my age, I think it is 90% pleasure and 10% work" .

The Major looks at the young private behind he bar cleaning up and says. " you have heard what was said lad, what do you think it is.?"

The private thinks for a while, and says " meaning no disrespect sirs, but I think it must be 100% work"

"What makes you say that?" Asked the Major.

The private replies " because if there was any work involved you blokes would have me doing it."

Graeme: 2011 +4