A priest offered a nun a lift ..

She got in and crossed her legs.
forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily
slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said "Father remember
Psalm 129?"

The priest removed his hand .
But changing gears, he let his hand slide
up her leg again .
The nun once again said.
"Father remember Psalm 129"

The priest apologized.
" Sorry sister but the flesh in weak."

Arriving at the convent , the nun sighed heavily
and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church,
the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129 .
It said,
"Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story:

If you are not well informed in your job,
you might miss a great opportunity.

Last edited by Jack The Lad; 26/01/17 03:47 PM.