Talk Morgan Forums Community The Malvern Arms Tongue in cheek Friday humour

I was working in Tesco, rearranging the boxes of soap powder in aisle 7 when who should walk in but the young lady I pulled yesterday at the airshow.

She said "Oi, you told me you were a stunt pilot, you lying git."

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I replied, “No. I told you I was part of the Ariel display team!”