A stunning blonde was on her way to New York. As she passed passport control she dropped her ticket. A guy in a snappy airline uniform rushed over and picked it up for her. Looking at the ticket he told her that he was the pilot on her flight and wished her a good trip and made a date to go out with her in New York.

She gets on the plane and looked at her seat, pulled a face and then walked through the plane looking for a better seat. Eventually she settled in first class. The steward came over and told her she couldn't sit there but she insisted she preferred that seat, it was more comfortable and had a better view, and she was not going to move. Eventually he went and asked the captain to come and speak to her.

The captain came in and smiled at her then went over and said something to her quietly. The blond got up thanked him with a smile, took her bag and returned to second class.

"What on earth did you say to her to convince her to move?" asked the steward. The captain grinned. "I just told her that I didn't want her to feel embarrassed but that first class was not going to New York!"

Peter

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