A girl goes out with a bloke for the first time. He asks her what she wants to do. "I want to get weighed" she says. He takes her to a weighing machine and gets her to weigh herself.

This happens a few times before the bloke gets fed up and takes her home. Her father greets her and asks if she had a good time.
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"Wousy" she says.

Best Regards
Lang may yer lum reek