Originally Posted By BobtheTrain
Perfect. Who amongst us would dare to do that? (Apart from JtL).


Bob this is not a joke so its on the wrong bit but I think Simon can turn a blind eye for once . In 1990 I was going down Mike Duncans to get the mog . Changed trains at Birmingham spotted a car mag with 2 mogs on the front page the one with the Damiler V8 I think it belonged to a Sir Aubery Brocklebank reg XRX 1??? and another may have that mixed up . Picked up the mag and as I stepped on the train a young drunk was on the floor . I sat down opened the mag glanced across and a stunning young blonde in her late 20s had a short skirt on her legs not closed . She had sussies and frenchies on in the most stunning electric blue so I could see it all . For the journey I sat with the mag to the left side of my face my eyes to the right looking as though I was reading . Was I hell , the drunk was on the floor lucky b*gger. She knew what she was doing and moved her legs around but the train journey was to short I needed a lands end and back several times . When it stopped I stepped over the drunk smiled at her and got off the train . Mike Duncan was waiting for me in a mog spotted the car mag and the mogs , " whats that about mogs " "I don't have a clue Mike " and handed him the mag . When in the mog I told him about the train journey and he could not stop laughing . My neck was stiff as hell for ages . I am also in trouble off the noggin last night the blonde Glaswegian girl ( that accent does it for me ) it was supposed to be a sirlion steak they had run out so I got a rump . She took the pee out of me so I taunted her . SWMBO ordered ice cream with chocolate between us and the girl taunted me with it and handed me a tiny spoon I told her I needed the big spoon to match the mouth .

Last edited by Jack The Lad; 13/03/15 03:58 PM.