On a similar subject.

A man at the doctor's surgery.

oldgit "Doctor, I'm having problem maintaining an erection"

"How old are you?" asked the doctor.

oldgit "I'm 79"

"Well I'm afraid it's part of aging"
"So when did you first notice?"

oldgit "Oh, twice last night and once this morning"

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Bud
4/4 "Stanley"