The Daily Joke


The solicitor says to the wealthy "art collector" business tycoon: I have some good news and, I have some bad news.

The tycoon replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first"

The solicitor says: "Well your wife invested £5,000 in two pictures this week that she thinks are worth a minimum of £2 to £3 million."

The tycoon replies enthusiastically: "Very good news indeed! You’ve just made my day; now what’s the bad news?"

The solicitor replies: ”The pictures are of you screwing your secretary”.