Originally Posted By 4/4sportsfun
A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel our medicine is so advanced,
we cut off a man's testicles, put them into another man and in 6 weeks
he's looking for work."

The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take
part of the brain from a person, put it into another person's head and
in 4 weeks he's looking for work."

A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out
half of the heart from a person, put it into another person's chest and
in 2 weeks he's looking for work."

The S.A. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues,
you are way behind us. In South Africa, about a year ago, we grabbed
a person with no brains, no heart and no balls. We made him
President of South Africa and now - the entire country is looking for work!!"


Good one. If I swap the South African doctor for a French one, I think thats a joke that would go down well here....

Giles. Mogless in Paris.