Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS /
A:It's the same as a French kiss , but 'downunder.'

Q:WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS/
a:Melt them down, make a tyre, and call it a Goodyear.

Q:WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A:Because when they come, the're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q:WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A:Because they don't have any b*lls to scratch...

Q:What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?
A:Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

A 3-year old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath . "Mom", he asked , "Are these my brains?"
"Not yet", she replied.

Last edited by Jack The Lad; 20/01/14 08:29 PM.