Chris Huhne wishes he could 'turn back the clock'. Which let's face it is yet another serious motoring offence.

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A cow walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The cow replies "Those bloody horses, coming here, stealing our jobs!"

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The French Army don't post anything on Twitter. They just retweet.

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My kingdom for a lasagne.

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My Findus lasagne states it "May Contain Nuts"
Well, at least I'm not eating a gelding.

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'Horses for courses'....has now lost all its metaphorical meaning....

Richard
1976 4/4 4 Seater