Originally Posted By 4/4sportsfun
I was on a train this morning, in the loo.having a tomtit, when a voice called out "Can I see your ticket please?"


"Not right now." I replied, "I'm having a tomtit."


"I don't believe you." Said the voice. "Slide it under the door."

rofl


"No probs," I said. "The yellow bits are Sweetcorn!"

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