Sky news report.

The Irish have joined in the attack on Libya .They sent in
3 ships - 2 full of sand and one full of cement......it was a mortar attack.


Kate Middleton asked the Queen for advice on marriage and a long
relationship...
she replied "Wear a seatbelt and don't hiss me off!"


A man approaches a young woman in a shop. he says" I can't find my wife, can
I talk to you for a few minutes?"
The woman says "Sure but do you have any idea where your wife is?"
"Not a clue" he says" But whenever I talk to a beautiful woman with bits
like yours she appears out of nowhere!"


The Japanese government have thanked Britain for the rescue dogs they sent
out.
They said they were delicious!


My sexy Chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a roger.
It was only when I had my trousers round my ankles, that I realised she
wanted to rent her spare room out!!

2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev