It's ok to let a fool kiss you,

but don't let a kiss fool you.



Confucius Say.

A kiss is just shopping upstairs

for downstairs merchandise.



Confucius Say.

It is better to lose a lover

than love a loser.



Confucius Say.

Man with a broken condom

is called a Daddy



Confucius Say.

Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax,

doesn’t know if he's coming or going.



Confucius Say.

A drunken man's words

are a sober man's thoughts.



Confucius Say.

Marriage is like a bank account.

You put it in, you take it out,

and you lose interest.



Confucius Say.

Viagra is like Disneyland ....

a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.



Confucius Say.

It is much better to want the mate you do not have

than to have the mate you do not want.



Confucius Say.

A joke is like sex.

Neither is any good if you don't get it.

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