100 years hence……………


Barak Obama and David Cameron are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future.

They both decide to test it by asking a question each. Barak goes first.

“What will the USA be like in 100 years time?” The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out

"The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, There is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries”

David thinks “It's not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that” so he asks, “What will England be like in 100 years time?”

The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout. But he just stares at it.

“Come on David,” says Barak, “what does it say?”

David replies, “Buggered if I know! It's not in English!”






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