Did you hear about the three women golfing on the fourth green,
when suddenly a man runs past with nothing but a bag over his head .

As he passes the first woman , she looks down and says , " its not my husband".

As he passes the second women , she looks down and says , " he's not not my husband either".

He then passes the third woman and she looks down and says " He's not even a member of this golf club ".