This is so bad, in such poor taste that I apologies in advance. But it made me laugh so much I had to post it.....

It was a dark night in a remote part of the country as a black saloon with blacked out windows passed a Police car parked at the side of a road.
The Police car pulled out and sped after the black car, turned on its blue lights and flagged it down. One Police Officer got out of the car and walked up to the driver, a uniformed chauffer.
He checked the driver’s identity and asked who was in the back: the partition between driver and passengers dropped to reveal three Priests in full garb.
The Policeman asked for their identity but the Priests had none. The Policeman explained that this was a serious matter as the Police were looking for a paedophile. Suddenly the glass screen was closed, leaving the Policeman unsure what to do. The Policeman explained to the driver the seriousness of the matter and said he would have to call for further instruction, but before he could do so the screen descended and one of the Priests said: “we have discussed this in great detail and we will do it, just take us to the place”.

Peter,
66, 2016 Porsche Boxster S
No longer driving Tarka, the 2014 Plus 8...