Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation. The Yellow Labrador turned to the German Shepherd and said, " So why are you here ? "

The Sheppard replied, " I'm a pisser. I piss on everything.....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."

The Lab said, " So what’s the vet going to do? "

"Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the Shepherd.
"They reckon it'll calm me down."

The Shepherd then turned to the Lab and asked "why are you here ?"

The Lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners' couch."

"So what are they going to do to you ? " the Sheppard inquired.
"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Lab said.

The Shepherd then turned to the Great Dane and asked, " Why are you here?"
"I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see."
Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away."

The Lab and the Shepherd exchanged a sad glance and said,
" So, it's nuts off for you too, huh ?"

The Great Dane said, " No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped."

1972 4/4 2 Seater