Beer Monster


This morning I was in luck and was able to buy two boxes of "VIC BITTER" cheap at

the local bottle shop.


I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home. I stopped at a service station
where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window,

and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, handsome. Would you be interested

in trading sex for beer?" ...

I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of beer 'ya got?"



(Spoken like a true Aussie)

2009 4/4 Sport Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Con Green +8 prev