A Yorkshire man who live in a small country village decided it was time he saw the sea. In due course he arrived at Scarborough and wandered down to the port. After standing and watching the activity for a while he got chatting with a fisherman. "They be mighty fine pigeons" he stated. The fisherman looked at him in astonishment, "They b'ain't pigeons! They be gulls". The countryman responded "Aye doan care if the be gulls or boys, they be mighty fine pigeons!"

With apologies for the poor imitation of a Yorkshire accent. My grandfather did it much better.

Peter

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