A guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand .

He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.

A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.


The guy thinks for a moment and says,

"I want to live forever".

"Sorry",

said the genie ,

"I'm not allowed to grant

Eternal Life"

"OK, then, I want to die after a

Labour goverment balances the budget and eliminates the debt."


"You crafty little bastard, " said the genie...