I used to go to Ballymena, a few miles North of Belfast for work meets. Great times there with so many winding up and jokes played!
One lunchtime I was speaking to the boys there from the 2-storey R&D building.
You don't have a lift in the building?
No one replied, but there are plans for disabled access.
I replied...
Ok....but.....carefull what signs you use as push/pull on doors is fine but Lift would mean someone trying all day to open the door!

One up to me but not for long!

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