Joe's Woe

Joe was hunting geese up in the Lakes.

He leaned the old 12 gauge against the corner of the hide to take a pee, and as luck would have it, the dog knocks the gun over, it goes off and Joe took most of an ounce of buckshot in the groin.

Several hours later, lying in a local hospital bed, he comes to and there is his doctor, David. "well, Joe, I got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."

"What's the bad news?" asks Joe.

"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena."

"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Joe. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly," David says. "She's a flute player in the Scottish Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't p1ss in your eye".






Graham (G4FUJ)

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