Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. wine
So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. swmbo
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
He said. " This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you , and when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you".
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you. banghead
She will praise you !. crazy3
She will bear your children
and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it'. notworthy

Adam asked God , " What will a women like this cost?"
God replied . " An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked , " What can I get for a RIB ?"


THE REST IS HISTORY.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! innocent