With time women gain weight

Because they accumulate so much information and
wisdom in there heads, when there is no more room,
it distributes this information and wisdom out to the rest of their body.

So women are not heavy , they are enormously cultured ,
educated and happy .

Beginning today, when I look at any female backside
I will think --- Good grief, look how smart she is !


Must be where " Smart Arse " came from !