At a wedding ceremony, the Vicar asked if anyone had
anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom.
It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace.
The moment of utter silence was broken by a young, beautiful woman
carrying a child.
She started walking toward the Vicar slowly.

Everything quickly turned to chaos.
The bride slapped the groom.
The groom's mother fainted.
The groomsmen started giving each other looks
and wondering how best to help save the situation.

The Vicar asked the woman,
"Can you tell us why you came forward?
What do you have to say?"

The woman replied,
"We can't hear in the back."