Marriage
( PART 1 )
Typical macho man
married typical good-looking
lady , and after the wedding ,
he laid down the the following rules .


'I'll be home when I want, if I want
and at what time. I want- and do't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
I tell you I wont be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting , fishing , boozing and card-playing
when I want with my old pals and
dont you give me a hard time about it .
Those are the rules .
Any comments ?'

His new bride said :
'No thats fine by me . Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night .... whether you'r here or not'.

Marriage
( Part 11 )

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel
on the day of their 40th wedding
anniversary!

The husband yells, 'When you die, I'm
getting you a headstone
that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife- Cold
As Ever'!'

'yeah she replies. 'When you die,
I'm getting you a headstone
that reads, 'Here lies My Husband-
Stiff At Last'!'


Marriage
(Part 111 )

Husband (a Doctor) and his wife are
having a fight at the breakfast table.

Husband gets up in rage and say's
'And you are no good in bed either,'
and storms out of the house.

After some time he realizes he was nasty and
decides to make amends and rings her up.

She comes to the phone after many rings,
and the irritated husband say's
'What took you so long to answer the phone ?'

She says, 'I was in bed '

'In bed this early, doing what ?'

'Getting a second opinion!'



Marriage ( Part 1V )

A Man has six children and is very proud
of his achievement.

He is so proud of himself, that he
starts calling his wife ,
'Mother of Six'in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party.
The man decides that it is time to go home
and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
He shouts at the top of his voice,
'Shall we go home Mother of six?'

His wife, irritated by her husband's
lack of discretion
shouts back,
'Any time you're ready,
Father of four'.








Last edited by Jack The Lad; 07/01/17 07:27 PM.