Working people frequently ask retired people what
they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day I
went into town and visited a shop.

When I came out, there was a warden writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man,
how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an “a--hole” ..... He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So then I called him a “s--t head”. He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then my bus arrived, and I got on it
and went home.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

Malcolm T
1966 +4
1957 TR3
1963 TR4
1983 LR 110
1985 Robin Hood 2.0l