DEFINITIONS

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye

CANNIBAL:Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead

COMMITTEE:A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation

HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better

RAISIN: Grape with sunburn

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time

SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed

WRINKLES: Something other people have, similar to my character lines


2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev