The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time, and decided that in spite of their two different specialties, they would open a practice together and share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading: 'Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors."

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."

This was also not acceptable so they again changed the sign to read:

"Catatonics and High Colonics" - no go.

Next they tried: "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" - thumbs down again.

Then came "Minds and Behinds" - still no good.

Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" - unacceptable again!

So they tried "Nuts and Butts" - no way.

"Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good.

"Loons and Moons" - forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with this:

"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Specializing in Odds and Ends."

Everybody loved it.

Graham

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