Originally Posted By Jack The Lad
An English man an Irish man and a Scot's Man
walking about in the desert almost dead with thirst .
The English man said Jock ,Paddy if I die first I want you to bury me face down in the sand I don't wish for those barst*tard bird's that are hovering about up their to get my eye's.
The next day he die's Paddy and Jock bury him face down and cover him with sand.
Jock turn's to Paddy tha's nah a lot oh teem left fo ma Paddy yah can dee thah same for me laddie .
The next day Jock die's and Paddy bury's Jock face down and cover's him with sand .
Paddy is wandering around and he think's
Jezus Irl be next Irl dig ma grave noo
He digs a grave gets in and cover's his body
leaving his bare ar*e sticking out of the sand
A g*y arab riding past on his camel
look's and say's ooo,w it's my lucky day they grow wild round here and jumps off his camel
Paddy burried in the sand
Shout's out
YA CAN PECK ARL YA WANT BUT YAH'L NO GET ME EYE'S . hide


and I thought you were an angle flyingpig
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