One for the Neandertals amongst us sent to me by a good lady friend with a great sense of humour.

>> 1 -How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
>> Marry It!
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>> 2 -What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
>> A battery has a positive side.
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>> 6 - What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
>> Nothing, she's been told twice already.
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>> 7 - If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
>> Made her chain too long
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>> 8 - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
>> Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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>> 9 - Why do women have smaller feet than men?
>> It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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>> 10 - Why do men pass gas more than women?
>> Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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>> 11 - If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?
>> The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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>> 12 - Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%...
>> It's called a Wedding Cake.
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>> 13 - Why do men die before their wives?
>> Because they want to.
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>> Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who don't own a gun
I'll PM 3,4 & 5 if you would like them.

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