>Hello

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman
> waving at him. She says, 'Hello.'
>
> He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
> So he asks, 'Do you know me?'
>
> To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
>
> Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
> to his wife.
>
> So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made
> love to, on the Pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your
> partner whipped my ar8e with wet celery?'
>
> She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.

2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev