Whats the differance between a G-Spot and a golf ball ?

a bloke will search for a golf ball .



What do Tupperware and a Walrus have in common?

they both like a tight seal



What is the difference between 'oooooooh' and aaaaaaaaaah?

about 3 inches .



How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

I'ts not hard.



Whats the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.



What is the difference between medium and rare ?

5 inches is medium , 9 inches is rare.



Do you know how Welshmen practice safe sex

They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick ! hide



What's is the height of conceit?

Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Last edited by Jack The Lad; 17/12/12 11:29 AM.