I overheard to lads in a pub the other day

I could not help but hear them in their mid 20s sitting at a table


One lad says to his mate , man you looked tired.

His mate said I'm exhausted , my girlfriend and me have sex all the time . I just don't know what to do .


A chap about my age 76 sitting a couple of tables down had also over-heard the conversation .


He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says,
"Marry her , that'll put a stop to that!".