Dave is browsing in a pet shop and see's a parrot sitting on a perch .
It doesn't have any feet or legs.

"Jeeps", he wonders aloud. " Whatever happened to this parrot".

The parrot say's " I was born this way . I'm a defective parrot".



"Sheesh Dave replies "You actually answered me! Oh Boy!.


"Of course. I happen to be a highly intelligent bird and thoroughly educated as well".


"Oh Yeah? Then how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?"


"This is so embarrassing" the parrot says, " but since you ask, I wrap my willy around the wooden bar like a little hook.You can't see it because of my feathers".

"Wow" says Dave " You really can understand and speak English can't you ?."



"Actually I speak both Spanish and English. I listen to the radio and can converse on almost any topic .
You really ought to buy me I'd be a great companion.



"Dave looks at the price tag £2000/- and knew he couldn't afford that, but the parrot said "I'm defective, no one wants me, So offer £20/-". Dave did and was delighted to walk out with the parrot.



Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational he has a great sense of humour, he's interesting insightful, and a great pal.



Dave comes home from work one night and the parrot whispers in his ear.
"I dont know if I should tell you this, it's about your wife and the postman ".


"What the heck are you talking about?"
Demands Dave.


"When the postman delivered the mail today,
your wife greeted him at the door in her best nightie ".


"WHAT???" Dave asks.
"THEN what happened?."


"Well, then the postman came right into the house, lifted up her nightie and began petting her all over", reported the parrot.


"NO!" Dave exclaims. And she let him?".


"Yes. Then he continued taking off her nightie, got down on his knees and began to kiss her all over..."


Dave, the poor frantic guy demands,
" THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"



"Damned if I know .I got a hard on
and fell off my perch!"



Last edited by Jack The Lad; 29/11/12 03:03 PM.