A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of the next day's final exam

'Now listen to me, I wont tolerate any excuse for not being here tomorrow .

I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury , illness , or death in your immediate family , but that's it, no other excuses whatever!'.

A smart-ar*ed kid at the rear of the room raised his hand and asked,

'What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'.

The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering.

When the silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said,

'Well, I suppose you'd have to write with your other hand'.