One for Andy as we wish him a full and speedy recovery

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy in Alabama, I decided to have my next one carried out while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly much more gentle and accommodating.

As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an er8ction," the nurse told me.

"I haven't got an er8ction," I replied.

"No, but I have," replied the nurse.

Don't get a colonoscopy in San Francisco.

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