And another...

A chap manages to get a ticket to see Manchester United play. He's been saving up for years cos the tickets are so pricey, and when he does finally get to his seat in the stands he finds it's got a terrible view.

But then he notices a chap sat down the front in the season ticket holders section with an empty seat next to him.

"Excuse me mate, is anyone sitting there?"

"Nope, help yourself, it's my wife's seat but she died recently so she'll not be using it any more"

"Well thanks very much! But don't any of your mates want it?"

"No, they are all at the funeral"

Last edited by Hamwich; 10/01/14 06:20 PM.

Tim H.
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