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12 of the finest ( unintentional ) double -entendres ever aired on British TV and Radio .

1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - " This is a lovely horse I once rode her mother".

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator- 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside him".

3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator -" And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing !"

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977-"Ah, isn't that nice . The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew".

5. US PGA Commentator "One of the reasons Arnie ( Arnold Palmer ) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them........ "Oh my God !! What have I just said??"

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on "Time Team Live" said ":You'd eat beaver if you could get it".

7.A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't , turned to the weatherman and asked , " So Bob , where's that eight inches you promised me last night"? . Not only did he have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard. !.

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters : "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday".

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said." There's nothing like a big a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this".

10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:" "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets".

11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked : " They seem cold out there , they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson linning-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself".