Q. What is pink goes in hard and dry
and comes out soft and wet.
A. Bubble Gum.

Q. Whats the difference between Snowmen and Snow women
A. Snowballs.

Q. Why is being in the forces like a blow job.
A. The closer you get to discharge , the better you feel.

Q. Whats long hard and full of seamen.
A. A submarine.

Q. Whats the difference between a penis and a bonus ?.
A. Your wife will always blow your bonus.