Shamelessly pinched from this month's MGOC Magazine...........

I'm not saying we should kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.

You know that tingly feeling you get when you really like someone you've just met, or you decide to bid too much money for that special Morgan you just have to have?
That's common sense leaving your body.

I don't like making plans for the day. Because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.

I decided to change calling the bathroom 'the John' and renamed it 'the Jim'. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

Dear paranoid people who check behind the shower curtain for a murderer. If you find one, what's your plan?

DaveW
'05 Red Roadster S1
'16 Yellow (Not the only) Narrow AR GDI Plus 4