Jennifer, a manager at a local Lidl store, had the task of hiring
> someone to fill a job opening.
>
> After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were
> equally qualified.
>
> Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.
> Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.*
>
>
>
> The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table,
>
> Jennifer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?'
>
>
> The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head.
>
> There's no warning.
>
>
> 'That's very good!' replied Jennifer.
>
>
> 'And, now you sir?', she asked the second man.
>
>
> 'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that
> it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'
>
>
> 'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular
> cliché for speed.'
>
>
> She then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.
>
>
> 'Well, out at my dad's property, you step out of the house and on the
> wall there's a light switch.
>
> When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the
> barn comes on in less than an instant.
>
> 'Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.
>
>
> Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer and thought she had
> found her man. 'It’s hard to beat the speed of light,' she said.
>
>
> Turning to Wally, the fourth and final man, Jennifer posed the same question.
>
> Old Wally replied, 'After hearing the previous three answers, it's
> obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHOEA.'
>
>
> ‘WHAT!?' said Jennifer, stunned by the response.
>
> 'Oh sure', said Wally. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so
> good, and I ran for the bathroom,
>
> but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already
> **it myself..'
>
>
> Wally is now working at a Lidl near you!

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