Originally Posted By Clipper
Please stop this smut at once.

Oh go on then.

Took my wife to a sex shop to choose a vibrator. She said "I'll have that tartan one at the end".

"That's my thermos flask madam" Replied the assistant


I brought a vibrator for my wife for a present, if she doesn't like it she can go a @#$%% herself...

Richard
1976 4/4 4 Seater