A woman in her 40s went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift .

The surgeon told her about a new procedure called , " THE KEY , " where a small key is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift .

Of course, the woman wanted "The Key."

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the key, and the effects were wonderful- the woman remained young looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years , the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems .

" All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the key and I've always loved the results.

But now I've developed two annoying problems:

First, "I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the key won't get rid of them".

The surgeon looked at her closely and said, " Those arn't bags, those are your tits".

She said, " No point asking about the beard then................."