A golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer's ball beside him.

Horrified, the golfer got out his water bottle from the cart and poured it over the little guy, reviving him.

"Arrgh! What happened?" the Leprechaun asked.

"I'm afraid I hit you with my golf ball", the golfer says.

"Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so whaddya want?.

"Thank God, you're all right!" the golfer answers in relief . "I don't want anything,I'm just glad you're OK, and I apologize."

And the golfer walks off.

" What a nice guy ", the Leprechaun says to himself.

I have to do something for him . I'll give him the three things I would want ... a great golf game, all the money he needs, and a fantastic sex life.

A year goes by and the golfer is back.
On the same hole, he again hits a bad drive into the woods and the Leprechaun is waiting for him .

"Twas me who that made ye hit the ball here", "the little guy says". " I just want to ask ye, how's yer golf game?"

"My game is fantastic !"the golfer answers. I'm an internationally famous golfer now".He adds, "By the way it's good to see you're all right".

"Oh I'm fine now , thank ye. I did that fer yer golf game , you know . And tell me how's yer money situation?".

"Why , it's just wonderful!"the golfer states. "When I need cash , I just reach in my pocket and pull out $100bills I didn't even know were their !".

"I did that fer ye also". And tell me ," how's yer sex life?".

The golfer blushes , turns his head away in embarrassment , and says shyly, "Its OK".

C'mon, c'mon now , ' urged the leprechaun , 'Im' wanting to know if I did a good job . "How many times a week?"

Blushing even more, the golfer looks around then whispers,
"Once, somtimes twice a week ".

"What??" responds the Leprechaun in shock .
"That's all ? Only once or twice a week ?".

"Well," says the golfer,
"I am a Catholic priest in a rather small parish ".