A couple in their mid-sixties had finally learned,
after a full year, how to send and receive texts on their expensive mobile phones.
One day while out shopping, the wife and a friend stopped for coffee.
Being a genuine romantic at heart, the wife decided she'd send her husband
a text while she was out and about. She texted:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you….

The husband, being a real no-nonsense-sort-of-guy, texted back:

“I'm on the toilet ... please advise…”

John
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